What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks, via goatmuffins)
I take such shit notes. Instead of writing “first observed in jellyfish and like” like a normal person might I just write
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
Ancient Math Proverb (via platosdrawings)
"are there any straight people in your story?”
"no they’re not relevant to the plot"
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365 day song challenge: [14/365]
the odds are that we will probably be alright
odds are we’re gonna be alright
odds are we’re gonna be alright tonight
gordon ramsay has seen things in his time kitchen nightmaring