sometimes people say things about other’s situations and it’s clear from the moment they say it they don’t really know what they’re talking about
especially if it’s something you do know about because you are in that situation
so you gently correct them
and they don’t really argue the point so much as they think this is another theoretical debate and give more of their opinions before stating that no, they’re not in that situation so they don’t really know
and then you tell them you are in that situation
and the look of discomfort on their face is amazing.
Point is: If you’re not in a situation, listen to the opinions of those who are and take their word for it because surprise fucker they know what they’re talking about because they’re living it
you need to get on with the times, ellie
I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG
did this guy just livetweet a poisoning
that he committed
Social media needs to go away forever
this is why I’m not living on a fucking college campus. no way in fucking hell. guys be stupid and do the dumbest shit ever!!!
TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
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Can I get this on a shirt?
ta-dah! also comes in ladies cut and now you have a source for this too
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Thank you mystery stranger for having the courage to deface these LGBTQIA posters around my friend’s school because she was too shy to do it but is now immensely grateful for the change
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
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